I got one of those Snapple drinks with the ‘Little Known Facts’ under the cap. Well, it claimed that:

The only English word that rhymes with spaghetti is confetti.

Well, I believe that ‘machete’ also rhymes with them both. Still, one might argue that spaghetti, confetti, and machete aren’t really English-rooted words.  But it does make me a little more optimistic about my rarely-flexed syllabic balladry skills.  Guess you can’t believe everything you read on a bottle-cap.