{"id":13241,"date":"2025-01-31T21:16:51","date_gmt":"2025-02-01T04:16:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/?p=13241"},"modified":"2025-01-17T21:32:41","modified_gmt":"2025-01-18T04:32:41","slug":"portland-parody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/?p=13241","title":{"rendered":"Portland parody"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/citiesbydiana\/\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/citiesbydiana\/\">citiesbydiana <\/a>does some hilarious parodies of various city stereotypes. 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