{"id":13337,"date":"2025-04-05T19:22:48","date_gmt":"2025-04-06T02:22:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/?p=13337"},"modified":"2025-01-25T19:27:27","modified_gmt":"2025-01-26T02:27:27","slug":"quicksand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/?p=13337","title":{"rendered":"Quicksand!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I was a kid, I imagined quicksand would be a much more common daily problem than it has turned out to be. Still, it appears some folks still actually do get stuck &#8211; though it is more mud than sand.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-media-max-width=\"560\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"zxx\"><a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/B28I5tHWAd\">pic.twitter.com\/B28I5tHWAd<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Portland Fire &amp; Rescue (@PDXFire) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PDXFire\/status\/1882541574502125980?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 23, 2025<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was a kid, I imagined quicksand would be a much more common daily problem than it has turned out to be. Still, it appears some folks still actually do get stuck &#8211; though it is more mud than sand. pic.twitter.com\/B28I5tHWAd \u2014 Portland Fire &amp; Rescue (@PDXFire) January 23, 2025<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[9,12,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cool","category-local-interest","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4WECr-3t7","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13337"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13337\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13341,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13337\/revisions\/13341"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}