{"id":16422,"date":"2026-06-09T16:55:26","date_gmt":"2026-06-09T23:55:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/?p=16422"},"modified":"2026-05-28T17:03:24","modified_gmt":"2026-05-29T00:03:24","slug":"minigolf-you-cant-lose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/?p=16422","title":{"rendered":"Minigolf you can&#8217;t lose"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/@constructivechaos7\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/@constructivechaos7\">Constructive Chaos<\/a> proves that geometry is powerful! His channel is full of fascinating builds like making square looking wheels that actually roll.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/4iu9_wV2rvI?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In this one, he creates increasingly complex minigolf courses that are nearly impossible <strong><em>not <\/em><\/strong>to get a hole in one. No really! They&#8217;re geometrically designed so that so long as you hit it hard enough to get to the hole &#8211; it will always go in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Personally, this would be an absolutely amazing date night minigolf course. Nothing but good times no matter how much you drink.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Constructive Chaos proves that geometry is powerful! His channel is full of fascinating builds like making square looking wheels that actually roll. In this one, he creates increasingly complex minigolf courses that are nearly impossible not to get a hole in one. No really! They&#8217;re geometrically designed so that so long as you hit it hard enough to get to the hole &#8211; it will always go in. Personally, this would be an absolutely amazing date night minigolf course. Nothing&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"btn btn-default\" href=\"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/?p=16422\"> Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cool"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4WECr-4gS","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16422"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16422\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16427,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16422\/revisions\/16427"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}