{"id":243,"date":"2008-10-13T00:31:10","date_gmt":"2008-10-13T04:31:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattfife.net\/wordpress\/?p=243"},"modified":"2008-10-13T00:31:10","modified_gmt":"2008-10-13T04:31:10","slug":"the-planets-have-aligned-in-the-bad-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/?p=243","title":{"rendered":"The planets have aligned &#8211; in the bad way"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What a week so far:<br \/>\n-Last Saturday: landlady reports the bathroom in the apartment below me just had her ceiling bow, then collapse.\u00a0 There&#8217;s a leak of some sort.\u00a0 No using shower until Monday when the plumber arrives and confirms the pipes are ok.\u00a0 Tiler comes on Tuesday and confirms that the tiling was leaking.\u00a0 Proceeds to rip the wall out and then put a dehumidifier in my bathroom.\u00a0 So,\u00a0 I get to shower at work every morning.\u00a0 1 week later &#8211; still drying the wall out &#8211; at least 2 more days before I get a shower at home.\u00a0 Sigh.<\/p>\n<p>-Tuesday: electric shaver dies, get to go to work looking shabby AND stinky<\/p>\n<p>-Thursday: battery in car dies &#8211; need to get a jump from cab company in the middle of the night.\u00a0 Get up super-early next morning to go get another battery and old one is confirmed dead.<\/p>\n<p>-Saturday: while parked outside a cafe &#8211; a lady mashes the front of my car.\u00a0 I wasn&#8217;t there, but she did leave a note with a policy number.\u00a0 Car is still drivable, but now I need to get at least my whole front bumper replaced and one headlight.\u00a0 more sigh.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mattfife.net\/special\/mash.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mattfife.net\/special\/mash.jpg?w=200\"  \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So, how did all your week go?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What a week so far: -Last Saturday: landlady reports the bathroom in the apartment below me just had her ceiling bow, then collapse.\u00a0 There&#8217;s a leak of some sort.\u00a0 No using shower until Monday when the plumber arrives and confirms the pipes are ok.\u00a0 Tiler comes on Tuesday and confirms that the tiling was leaking.\u00a0 Proceeds to rip the wall out and then put a dehumidifier in my bathroom.\u00a0 So,\u00a0 I get to shower at work every morning.\u00a0 1 week&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"btn btn-default\" href=\"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/?p=243\"> Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4WECr-3V","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=243"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}