{"id":246,"date":"2008-10-21T12:50:32","date_gmt":"2008-10-21T16:50:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattfife.net\/wordpress\/?p=246"},"modified":"2008-10-21T12:50:32","modified_gmt":"2008-10-21T16:50:32","slug":"bunny-suicides-ban","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/?p=246","title":{"rendered":"Bunny Suicides ban?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My mom is a big bunny person &#8211; owning lots herself.\u00a0 Last Christmas I got her a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Book-Bunny-Suicides-Andy-Riley\/dp\/0452285186\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1224607750&amp;sr=8-1\" target=\"_blank\">Bunnie Suicides<\/a> book as a prank gift.\u00a0 It was good for a chuckle or two &#8211; nothing too stupendous or earth-shattering really.\u00a0 Or so I thought.\u00a0 Apparently, however, this Oregon mom doesn&#8217;t see the humor:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.oregonlive.com\/news\/index.ssf\/2008\/10\/ore_mom_wont_return_bunny_suic.html\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/www.oregonlive.com\/news\/index.ssf\/2008\/10\/ore_mom_wont_return_bunny_suic.html<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mom is a big bunny person &#8211; owning lots herself.\u00a0 Last Christmas I got her a Bunnie Suicides book as a prank gift.\u00a0 It was good for a chuckle or two &#8211; nothing too stupendous or earth-shattering really.\u00a0 Or so I thought.\u00a0 Apparently, however, this Oregon mom doesn&#8217;t see the humor: http:\/\/www.oregonlive.com\/news\/index.ssf\/2008\/10\/ore_mom_wont_return_bunny_suic.html<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4WECr-3Y","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=246"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}