{"id":389,"date":"2010-06-09T12:59:57","date_gmt":"2010-06-09T19:59:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattfife.net\/wordpress\/?p=389"},"modified":"2012-08-13T11:30:06","modified_gmt":"2012-08-13T18:30:06","slug":"theta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/?p=389","title":{"rendered":"Theta!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not quite as amazing as the Virgin Mary appearing in a <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/4034787.stm\" target=\"_blank\">piece of toast<\/a>, or the various appearances of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mahalo.com\/jesus-in-food\" target=\"_blank\">Jesus in foodstuffs<\/a>, but I think it&#8217;s cool.<\/p>\n<p>Behold!\u00a0 I found an onion ring that was shaped just like the greek Theta!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mattfife.net\/special\/thetaring.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mattfife.net\/special\/thetaring.jpg?w=200\"  \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not quite as amazing as the Virgin Mary appearing in a piece of toast, or the various appearances of Jesus in foodstuffs, but I think it&#8217;s cool. Behold!\u00a0 I found an onion ring that was shaped just like the greek Theta!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cool","category-travel"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4WECr-theta","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=389"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":618,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389\/revisions\/618"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}