{"id":8796,"date":"2023-06-05T18:31:17","date_gmt":"2023-06-06T01:31:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/?p=8796"},"modified":"2023-06-13T21:27:11","modified_gmt":"2023-06-14T04:27:11","slug":"stair-quest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/?p=8796","title":{"rendered":"Stair Quest!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you love the gorgeous CGA\/EGA graphics of classic Sierra adventure games like\u00a0<em>King&#8217;s Quest<\/em>? Do you miss the madness inducing <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thealmightyguru.com\/Wiki\/index.php?title=Moon_logic_puzzle\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"http:\/\/www.thealmightyguru.com\/Wiki\/index.php?title=Moon_logic_puzzle\" target=\"_blank\">moon logic<\/a> puzzles? But above all, do you LOVE the frustrating Sierra trope of dying on the most simple staircases?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" data-attachment-id=\"8797\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/?attachment_id=8797\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mattfife.com\/wp-content\/themes\/mattTheme\/headerimgs\/2023\/06\/image-2.png?fit=1280%2C720&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1280,720\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"image-2\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mattfife.com\/wp-content\/themes\/mattTheme\/headerimgs\/2023\/06\/image-2.png?fit=640%2C360&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mattfife.com\/wp-content\/themes\/mattTheme\/headerimgs\/2023\/06\/image-2.png?resize=640%2C360&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8797\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mattfife.com\/wp-content\/themes\/mattTheme\/headerimgs\/2023\/06\/image-2.png?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mattfife.com\/wp-content\/themes\/mattTheme\/headerimgs\/2023\/06\/image-2.png?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mattfife.com\/wp-content\/themes\/mattTheme\/headerimgs\/2023\/06\/image-2.png?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mattfife.com\/wp-content\/themes\/mattTheme\/headerimgs\/2023\/06\/image-2.png?resize=480%2C270&amp;ssl=1 480w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mattfife.com\/wp-content\/themes\/mattTheme\/headerimgs\/2023\/06\/image-2.png?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Relive that pixel-perfect, madness inducing, &#8216;adventure&#8217; going up and down stairs that will kill you with the slightest misstep with <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/decafjedi.itch.io\/stair-quest\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/decafjedi.itch.io\/stair-quest\" target=\"_blank\">Stair Quest<\/a>! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Here&#8217;s a guy that went through the pain:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/oAHMUpPU50E?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you love the gorgeous CGA\/EGA graphics of classic Sierra adventure games like\u00a0King&#8217;s Quest? 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