{"id":95,"date":"2007-05-10T07:52:26","date_gmt":"2007-05-10T11:52:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mattfife.net\/wordpress\/?p=95"},"modified":"2013-07-02T17:25:13","modified_gmt":"2013-07-03T00:25:13","slug":"not-so-fast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/?p=95","title":{"rendered":"Not so fast\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got one of those Snapple drinks with the \u2018Little Known Facts\u2019 under the cap. Well, it claimed that:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The only English word that rhymes with spaghetti is confetti.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Well, I believe that \u2018machete\u2019 also rhymes with them both. Still, one might argue that spaghetti, confetti, and machete aren&#8217;t really English-rooted words.\u00a0 But it does make me a little more optimistic about my rarely-flexed syllabic balladry skills.\u00a0 Guess you can&#8217;t believe everything you read on a bottle-cap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got one of those Snapple drinks with the \u2018Little Known Facts\u2019 under the cap. Well, it claimed that: The only English word that rhymes with spaghetti is confetti. Well, I believe that \u2018machete\u2019 also rhymes with them both. Still, one might argue that spaghetti, confetti, and machete aren&#8217;t really English-rooted words.\u00a0 But it does make me a little more optimistic about my rarely-flexed syllabic balladry skills.\u00a0 Guess you can&#8217;t believe everything you read on a bottle-cap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogroll","category-cool"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4WECr-1x","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1129,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions\/1129"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mattfife.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}