There is a funny (and not always SFW) site called bash.org that you can submit bits of quotes from instant message sessions and people vote for their funniness quotient.  Well, one of my dreams was lived when my joke hit 1000 votes – which is considered quite high. Top 200 of all time is at about 5000 votes.  It was part of a real conversation I was having. Enjoy it here (sfw)

or just read it here…

#715525 +(1044)- [X]

Matt-0375> hear about the people getting sore from playing the wii controllers?
thx-1192> Yeah, fatasses should get up and move more often
Matt-0375> I’m just waiting for the headlines: “why does it burn when you wii?”