The new nVidia 4000 series cards are out – and at least part of the hyperbole about them is true. Jensen declares Moore’s law is dead to justify the high prices (it certainly couldn’t be because they’ve not kept up with new chiplet design that both AMD and Intel use to reduce power, heat, and cost). They have gigantic heat sinks that means they require at least 3.15 slots (bigger ones require 4 full slots) and have power requirements that are melting power cables.

But nVidia is late to the game. Meet the king of 90’s graphics! The BitchinFast 3D 2000! There’s even a great video review of this fictional monster along with a Bungholiomarks test run. I give this guy full credit for taking this card to the max.

It even came with a great advertisement that touted it’s amazing Bungholio marks scores.