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Portland’s $600 million biking plan

Portland’s $600 million biking plan

(this got stuck away in the ‘filed for later’ bin and I’m cleaning them out)

I’m not one that writes to reps often, but lately I sure have been.  Especially after Portland just passed a $600 million biking expansion plan in Portland.  Now I’m a fan of biking and exploring alternative transportation – but Oregon just forced a ballot measure vote on two new ‘Emergency’ tax increases to pay for basic services such as schools – both of which passed.  I have a really terrible time looking at people spending $600 million on these sorts of plans when basic services are in emergency mode.  But at any rate, there’s more to the story.

A few facts:
$600 million plan is a 20 year plan, and it is not actually funded yet.  It was just passed with funding to be figured out in the next 30-90 days.  The mayor is quoted as saying that his first thought on funding will be that once the big pipe project is finished, he’ll start diverting money from that project.  Problem is (as one writer pointed out), that money comes directly from water and sewage bills that were raised to nation-high levels to fund big pipe.  So, instead of dropping your taxes after big-pipe is fixed, your water bill would now start funding a bike project.

A few very notable and interesting quotes from sites:

“I propose that one way to help pay for these biking and pedestrian programs would be to license bikes with a yearly fee.  I think we could also increase public safety if the bikes also had to get a quick mechanical and safety check just like a car is required to pass.  It could also be used to ensure the rider has a proper helmet, lights for night riding, reflective gear, and other legally required safety equipment.  We have a lot of local bike shops in the area; and they could check out these bikes and issue these simple sticker permits that are attached to the bike like a yearly license plate sticker showing I’m up to date.  If the permits were numbered, it would also be a good way to track stolen bikes.  It would certainly help create and/or keep jobs at these local bike shops – especially in these tough times.”

(to the Portland Transportation commissioner) “Your choices as Transportation Commissioner openly, blatantly, and consistently discriminate against my use of TriMet’s bus system to get around.  As Transportation Commissioner, you have blamed buses for street conditions, when buses are but a small user of the road system.  You have openly, actively sought out regional transportation funds serving cities as diverse as Troutdale, Forest Grove and Sherwood to fund the Portland Streetcar – a development project that was somehow tied to transportation and thus raided money used to improve the bus system. And you demand TriMet pay $3 million a year to subsidize that system – that’s $3 million a year not going to regional transportation.

And then you have the gall to say we can’t afford another pet project. Remember: Portland extends from Raleigh Hills to Gresham. And it’s your job, as Mayor, to represent – and support – each one of those citizens. That means that guy living on S.E. 163rd Avenue is just as much a Portland resident as one downtown – and deserves an equal amount of investment (since you take an equal amount of taxes from them).

Now: Can we afford your bike plan – AND meet your promise to your constituents at the same time? Or are you playing favorites with your special interest groups again?”

Weed out your friends you stool pigeon!

Weed out your friends you stool pigeon!

I find this an interesting concept on how local governments are starting to deal with deep budget cuts.  I wonder what other services could become on-line like this – and the bigger question of what government services *should* be delivered like this.  I found the recent app contest to be an interesting concept – and considered a few entry ideas myself.  Right now, there is already an iPhone app that allows you to report problems – but only for city-owned lands. However, it appears individual departments aren’t waiting for others to come up with ideas for them:

Last week, the City of Portland launched a pilot program that encourages neighbors to send in online complaints with photographs of overgrown grass and weeds on other people’s lawns.  Offending property owners could face fines of $216 a month.  The city requirement is that grass be less than 10 inches high.

The Bureau of Development Services ran into deep financial problems last year when building permits and fees dried up because construction slowed amid the recession. The bureau responded to the reduction by slashing jobs (they laid off 18 people of their 34 – over half the staff) . One of the first casualties was the enforcement program for getting rid of neighborhood eyesores and hazards like dry grass, which can cause fires.

One consequence of complaining online is that the names of people who inform on their neighbors will become a matter of public record, so there’s no hope of remaining anonymous. (BDS says it won’t volunteer the name of the complainant to the bad neighbor, however.)

So, if you wanna rat out your neighbors, go here:
http://portlandonline.com/bds/gwcomplaints

Neighborhood cartoonist John Callahan dies

Neighborhood cartoonist John Callahan dies

Just found out that John Callahan – the cartoonist of oft-irreverent fair – died July 24th. He lived in my neighborhood in NW Portland. I used to run into him a good bit in the video store, on the street, etc. Very intriguing character to talk to for sure.

Personally, he seemed a guy that fought with a lot of personal demons/suffering – but still attempted to always rise above them and constantly work on himself.  I salute him for never seeming to give up despite the tremendous difficulties he seemed to endure – difficulties that probably would have driven other men to give up on themselves and the idea of living as full a life as possible.

Ha! I’m finally in the majority!

Ha! I’m finally in the majority!

Appears that I’m one of those guys that get more of my videos from the library than from Netflicks or Redbox.  Or as I prefer to call library videos – SnailFlicks

I actually prefer the library.  I can reserve piles of them online, when they come in to the branch just up the street they notify me via email when it’s in.   Multnomah county’s library system has a particularly amazing collection of DVD’s – just released movies, almost all major TV shows seasons, Anime, etc.  And it’s completely free.  They’ve even moved to online video download for some titles you can check out from home and watch on your own PC.

http://consumerist.com/2010/07/more-people-getting-dvds-from-library-than-from-netflix-or-redbox.html

McDonalds call-centers its drive-ups?

McDonalds call-centers its drive-ups?

Due to a lot of my work with Project Offset, I’ve been flying a lot more lately.  I was late for catching a plane, but desperately needed to get some food in me.  I swung by a McDonalds and hit the drivethru.  I ordered a sausage sandwich, but when I go to the window, I realized they quoted me $2.50 or such and the board had read $1 something.  When I got to the pay window, and asked about it – and the guy said, “Yeah, sometimes those guys ring it up wrong”.  Huh?  Did you take my order?  No, he tells me that this McDonalds has its drive-up order taking boards hooked to call centers somewhere else some of the times – mostly in the mornings.

Long story short – the guy taking your order might be half-way around the country.  I don’t wonder if this was something that these call centers have turned to since the do-not-call list has really cut down their volume, but it’s an interesting development.

A night with Valentino

A night with Valentino

A friend of a friend recently acquired a baby pug dog, and the mutual acquaintance is on dog watching duty for a few days.  So last night, I got to spend some quality time with a precocious little pug:

Who even has his own blog and has done a photo shoot.  He was immensely fun to play with, perchance for onry-ness, and good to take on a long walk.  If you want to practice for kids – get a dog, or do some dog sitting to appreciate the life-changing events that surround having extra little feet in the house.

Circus Artemis

Circus Artemis

Attended an all-female circus on Friday night.  It was quite good.  The circus is actually put on by a school that teaches (believe any gender) folks how to do amazing acrobatic feats in a converted warehouse.   This particular show consisted only of women and girls who were of all skill levels.  Everything from musicians playing on stilts to amazingly acrobatic straps and trapeze.

Circus Artemis performers have trained with instructors from Cirque Du Soliel and the Ecole Nationale de Cirque in Montreal, taught at the renown San Francisco Circus Center, performed nationally and internationally – and keep Portland entertained while working locally with Do Jump! Extremely Physical Theater, A-WOL Dance Collective, The Nomadic Theater Company, Flamebuoyant Productions

www.a-woldance.org

  

Star Wars – The Live Orechestral Show

Star Wars – The Live Orechestral Show

Ugh – so many choices last night.  It’s dead most of the week, but last night there was no less than 4 great things happening at the exact same time in town:

  1. Sarah Vowell reads from her new book.
  2. KMFDM concert
  3. Butthole Surfers Concert
  4. Star Wars – live orchestral concert

I ended up choosing the Star Wars concert because it was earlier (and I was tired that day), and scored tickets at the last minute for super-cheap.  The show had a full orchestra playing the music, while scenes from all the movies was shown.  My friends did the Surfers concert and much fun was had there too.  The Star Wars show was live narrated by the character that did the acting and voice for C3P0.  Overally, very well done show and I was super-happy I went.  Was amazed at how many kids went and seemed to have a great time.  If I’d had kids, I would have loved to take them as well.  The foyer of the Rose Garden was full of original props from the movies: Original Darth Vader costume, Chewbaca, helmets, weapons, and an original score written and signed by John Williams.

“Oh no. Here comes Santa Clause…”

“Oh no. Here comes Santa Clause…”

This weekend was the annual Drunken Santa Rampage (aka SantaCon).  It is put on by the Portland Cacophony society (who also do a city-wide pillow fights, bridezilla rampages, mad-hatter croquet parties with bowling balls in the park, etc).  SantaCon is performed in other cities (I think SF was first), but Portland’s has been going strong for at least 10 years now. SantaCon is hundreds of folks that dress in Santa costumes then go on a 12-14 hour bender.  They wander around town hitting dive bars around downtown. Yes – that’s right 12-14 straight HOURS. They start on Saturday at noon and go all afternoon/night/next morning.

It is decidedly not kid-friendly. Oh boy is it not kid friendly. I caught sight of the revelers around 9pm in my neighborhood (image 100’s of people dressed like Santa – both men and women) staggering down the streets and bouncing off street signs and newspaper vending boxes.  Many folks carrying the requisite bad-Santa ‘brown paper bag with unknown bottle inside’ while singing modified versions of your favorite camp songs with key phrases interchanged with anatomical and reproductive references. There is even a printable PDF songbook on the site with such hits as “I’m dreaming of a White Russian” and that’s about the only one I could put on a public website (they are not safe for work reading).

Most of them seemed to be out for a night of some genuine fun, but there were some seriously sloshed folks in the crowd and debauchery of about every nature was definitely encouraged. Another friend of mine saw them later that night in the seedy part of town and mentioned that he saw Santas everywhere and in the worse possible shapes: passed out in alleyways, barfing in streets, and staggering in/out of bars and, shall we say, visiting “clothing optional dancers” clubs as far as the eye could see. I was hoping to get some pictures of this sad street parade but my 5D is in the shop getting a tune-up and cleaning after the fall shooting binge.  It’s probably better I didn’t in hind-sight.

Ah Portland, you do keep the festive spirits bright.

More Santa references:
On the bright note, I-5 got opened up again this weekend. Now we can get between Seattle and Portland again without an extra 2-3 hour detour. Lots of truck drivers got hosed as their companies wouldn’t pay the extra mileage, so they were stuck waiting till it opened. Coast is still a bit of a mess, but cleanup is coming along and all the roads are open – and most utilities are all back. It was dubbed the “HoHo Blow” of 07 by one local radio station.