Press Your Luck was my favorite gameshow as a kid. I was recently watching the Twitch channel YerOlDad who watches classic old episodes of gameshows like Press Your Luck. During one run, I came up with this ditty.

There once was a whammy from Nantucket
Who put all your money in a bucket
He then dumped it all out
And shook the bucket about
And said, “How much more can I take?”