There is a fabulous scene in Life of Brian where Brian is caught writing ‘Romans go home!’ on a wall. But his Latin is terrible so he makes a bunch of mistakes in his graffiti. He’s then accosted by a Roman soldier who exactly mimics the dressing down one would get by an overbearing Latin teacher. Even better – everything they discuss is100% grammatically accurate.

polýMATHY walks us through exactly what they were saying (if you don’t know any Latin):