In this new age of accounting…

In this new age of accounting…

Here’s a good write-up with the actual balance sheet that shows how Hollywood accounting works.  It shows how “Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix” actually LOST $167 million (despite the fact the studio pulled in $350 million of the gross $938 million).

The idea is basically you set up a shell company – a fly-by-night studio – to make the movie.  The shell company makes the movie and then pays back the parent studio company for whatever ‘fees’ the studio would like to have made until the shell company shows a loss.  This then allows those that worked on the film (artists, writers, actors, etc), to not get much of a red cent from a company that is now bankrupt/underwater.

Which is why (as an acquaintance who worked down there told me), you must read the contracts carefully and be guided by someone that knows the biz to avoid being had.  Because if you sign a contract to make a movie about the story you just wrote and agree to a percentage of the profits – you just gave them the story and all your hard work for the rest of that year for free.  Because the shell studio will always show a loss – which means you get a percentage of nothing.

I don’t wonder when the oil companies will start doing this with their drilling wells.  First you set each well up as a shell company that ‘sells’ its oil to its parent company (i.e. BP), then the parent pays them only enough to cover the drilling costs in exchange for the oil.  If the drill ever has a disaster or accident, the only people you could sue would be the ‘broke’ drilling company – a company that is always basically bankrupt (i.e only has enough money for operating costs).  You better believe that oil companies facing $100’s of billions in damages for a single spill are eyeing this idea closely.

The only good news is that the film studios are starting to lose lawsuits against these practices in court.  Hopefully it’ll start straightening these studios out – and discourage others from trying the same tricks.

“Playing” Alan Wake

“Playing” Alan Wake

Just finished watching a playthrough of the new horror game Alan Wake.  I’ve switched from playing a lot of games that I’m just curious about to watching them played on YouTube.  There are tons of people that are playing through a game and recording it as they go.  You can then watch the game played from beginning to end without having to lift a finger; or spend tons of time trying to fight through puzzles/monsters/etc.

“That seems stupid”, you say.  “Isn’t the point of a game to be played?”  Well, I don’t have tons of time to invest in all the great games out there; and I more recently found myself never getting through a good number of games that I bought.  I find this method to be a great compromise because I likely would never have bought this game.  I was curious about it for sure, but knew I was not interested enough to invest the money or the ~20 hours of time to play it.  Its a great way to ‘play’ a games to see what the state of the art is – but not have to spend the amount of time it takes.

I’ve now moved on to Final Fantasy XIII.  That’s a monstrosity estimated at 50-60 hours of gameplay.  I’ve watched the first half of a complete playthrough; and have more recently switched to a playthrough that cuts/edits out the minor battles that pop up every 30 seconds or so.  Makes for a much faster viewing of the worlds and story.  If they release a PC version of FF XIII, I’ll buy it for sure.

Offset project at Intel is no more

Offset project at Intel is no more

Despite some great fun working with these guys; but because we’re no longer delivering Larrabee – Project Offset has closed up shop at Intel.  I’m still in touch with a few of the original guys that have moved on to other pastures – and wish them the best.  A really great group of smart folks.

Here’s a link to some of the videos that were publicly released.  I worked a long time using that big, ugly giant doing animation optimizations/rewrites – I’ll sure miss him. 🙂

27:12

27:12

I ran the annual Intel 5k here at work one afternoon and this was my time (albeit the actual course was 3.22 miles instead of 3.10).  8:30/mile pace.   Not bad considering this was my first timed 5k race since I was in high school (and I was just running it at my normal nightly pace – not racing it); but honestly, my worst times as a freshman in high school were like this.  I think I regularly ran 22-ish minute 5k’s with a few ventures down to the upper 20-minute range.

I still keenly remember the very end of my senior year track season.  I was standing on the hill above the track at my high school with my good friend Jason Wortman after having just run a 5:02 mile and saying, “You know, this might be the fastest/best shape we’ll be in for the rest of our lives”.  Maybe I should prove that statement wrong… 🙂

Even God didn’t like it…

Even God didn’t like it…

Wow, wow, wow.  You can’t even come close to making this stuff up.

The giant ‘King of King’s’ Jesus statue in the midwest (Monroe, Ohio) that had been drawing flack for years received it’s ‘divine’ critique last night when it got HIT BY LIGHTNING and BURNED TO THE GROUND.

News article of the fire with ample pictures:
http://www.wlwt.com/news/23900484/detail.html?hpt=C2

Song by Heywood Banks from the local Indiana Bob and Tom radio station: